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The Free Lioness: basedheisenberg: quietquanderer: UNIVERSITIES IN THE STATES ARE...
UNIVERSITIES IN THE STATES ARE THINKING ABOUT LETTING STUDENTS CARRY FIRE ARMS. NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A SCHOOL SHOOTING BEFORE OR ANYTHING.
Right, because the people who’d shoot up a school are just waiting for…
The best part about this whole thing is how everyone thinks everyone is going to make one and bring it on a plane immediately.
And they must think the ammunition is printed too because I keep hearing “undetectable” and “able to bypass airport security”
NO IT ISN’T, NO IT CAN’T.
It’s a new way to shape the plastics, that’s all. There are already lots of mostly polymer firearms that use injection molding or milling. It still has to use a metal firing pin, and metal cartridges. There is nothing about this that is new or special other than it used a new method of manufacture.
Freaking out over technological progress like it’s the fucking dark ages again up in here.
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SHARPIES
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
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WELP.
Stop what you are doing.
Read those.
Right now.
I’ll wait.
If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:
This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”
This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”
The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.
They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.
Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.
A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.
YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.
MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.
I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.
This shit is important.
Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.
Reblog this.
Oh my fucking god.
hoooooooooooooly fuck
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